Tales from the Toilet: A Global Guide to Going

Jul 6

Every traveler eventually faces it: the moment where sightseeing turns into toilet-seeking. Whether it’s a squat stall in a train station or a button-covered bidet in a hotel, bathrooms around the world are as diverse as the destinations themselves. Here’s a guide as to what you might encounter when nature calls across the globe—plus what to bring, what to expect, and when to carry your own paper.

Japan: The Button Buffet

Japanese toilets are often more high-tech than the plane you flew in on. With heated seats, bidet functions, ambient flushing sounds, and occasionally even dryer settings, they’re an experience in themselves. But be warned—if you can’t read the Japanese labels, pressing buttons becomes a game of toilet roulette.

Tip: Look for the “音” (sound) or “おしり” (spray) buttons. Or just stick to the one with the little flush icon and hope for the best.

France, Italy & Beyond: The Mystery of the Bidet

Common in many European homes and hotels, the bidet is a separate fixture usually found next to the toilet. What exactly to do with it may take a quick Google or a brave first attempt, but the goal is hygiene—think of it as a sink, but for your lower half.

Note: Not all bidets are created equal—some are modern sprayers, others are more… interpretive.

Southeast Asia: Squat and Go

In countries like Thailand, Vietnam, and Indonesia, squat toilets are widespread, especially outside tourist-heavy areas. These toilets are exactly what they sound like—ceramic or concrete footpads flanking a hole in the floor.

You’ll want: Strong quads, your own tissue, and a good sense of balance. Bonus points if you bring hand sanitizer.

Middle East: The Hose is the Hero

Instead of toilet paper, you’ll often find a hose (called a shattaf) next to the toilet. It’s a preferred method for cleanliness and water conservation, and once you get the hang of it, many say it’s more effective than paper.

Practice makes perfect: Just go easy on the water pressure at first.

South America: The Bin is Part of the Deal

In many South American countries, flushing toilet paper isn’t the norm—plumbing systems often can’t handle it. Instead, used TP goes in a bin next to the toilet. It may feel unnatural at first, but ignoring the rule can clog the system.

Look for signs: Some bathrooms politely explain this. Others let the overflowing bin speak for itself.

Australia & New Zealand: Dual-Flush Efficiency

Expect to see two flush buttons: one for liquids (less water), and one for solids (more power). Simple, logical, and increasingly common in eco-conscious countries.

If in doubt: Press the smaller button first and see what happens.

Africa & Rural Areas Globally: The Wild Card

Outside major cities, toilets can vary widely. Sometimes it’s a simple hole in the ground. Other times it’s a concrete room with no seat, no door, and no light. These situations reward preparation.

Pack it: Tissues, wipes, and coins. And maybe a headlamp if you’re feeling extra.

Airports, Malls, and Modern Spaces: The Comfort Zone

International airports and urban shopping centers usually offer Western-style toilets with soap and running water. They’re your safe zone. Use them when you can.

Heads-up: Some public facilities charge a small fee for entry. Keep local coins on hand.

Toilet Access, Fees & the Golden Rule of BYO TP

Public toilets may not always be free. In places like Germany, Peru, or Morocco, expect to pay a small fee—often collected by an attendant or via turnstile.
Toilet paper is not guaranteed. Even in places that charge for entry, TP might be missing or rationed.
Tissue packs, hand sanitizer, and coins are must-haves. Stash extras in your daypack, pocket, or purse.
Attendants may hand you a few squares of paper and expect a tip. Don’t assume it’s complimentary.

Quick Tips for Global Toilet Survival

Know the lingo: WC, toilette, banheiro, comfort room, and rest room all mean the same thing.
Always carry your own toilet paper or tissues.
Use hand sanitizer liberally.
Respect the bin—if one is present, use it.
Don’t flush if you’re unsure. When in doubt, ask a local or look for signage.

Toilets might not be glamorous, but they’re part of the journey—and sometimes, part of the story. Whether it’s a coin-operated stall in Prague, a hose in Dubai, or a squat toilet off a jungle trail, every traveler eventually becomes a toilet connoisseur. Pack accordingly, flush with confidence, and may your next bathroom break be stocked, sanitized, and seat-equipped.

Jacquai Harris